Answer: I will accept one of the following two answers: 1.) Yes it is, August, £4 a head, or 2.) It isn’t anywhere or anything. The only thing that is everywhere is nothingness. The world is a void and life is essentially pointless.
All questions have now been answered. May I extend my thanks to all those who entered this quiz, including those (numbering in the hundreds, no doubt) who chose to answer only in their heads (the act of typing being, as I know full well, a tremendous strain on one’s all-too-delicate fingers).
Normal (by which I mean, of course, abnormal) service will now resume.